The Ground Began To Shake

A chicken and a pig were talking. The chicken says, "Hey! We should totally open a restaurant!" To which the pig replies, "Totally! What should we name it?". "Ham and eggs" says the chicken. The excitement falls from the pig's face and he declines the idea of the restaurant altogether. "Why not?" whines the chicken. "Because [...]

Let It Rain.

First off, let me just say, you know you're slipping into adulthood when you find yourself begging other people to help you figure out how to do doing your own taxes. Second off, I can foretell it's going to rain today. It rains every Good Friday. Easter doesn't mean more to me just because this year I'm [...]