A little lesson for Ally K and the non-married

This is one of those awkward mother-daughter moments that I’ve felt compelled to do simply because I can’t sleep until I write this. It all started when Ally K told me she had not ever heard of the sex curve. Well, here’s a little sex-ed for you, my dearest Ally K. With love. Sumie.

The Sex Curve

Purpose of curve:

Okay, you’re coming to that age where it’s hard to control your, um, needs(?!). And you’re gonna be around the opposite sex a lot. I’m guessing it gets harder especially with these guys walking around:

And as young men and women, its important to know your physical boundaries. Especially with the ones you love, or want to love.

So here’s what the curve looks like:

The relationship between T and P is exponentially linear, meaning the probability of having sex increases exponentially as time alone with the opposite sex increases. It is crucial to avoid going past the minimum point.

Tips on overcoming the curve:

Don’t be alone with anyone of the opposite sex when you feel:

1)Down

2)Depressed

3)Like giving up on love or life

4)Like you ‘just want to talk to someone’

If all else fails… FLEE!!! Run, man, run! Get out of there! Mrs. Portiphar may have a piece of you but at least you’ll have the peace of mind.

So why bother embarassing myself talking about this?

1 Corinthians 6:16-20 (The Message)

There’s more to sex than mere skin on skin. Sex is as much spiritual mystery as physical fact. As written in Scripture, “The two become one.”

Since we want to become spiritually one with [Jesus], we must not pursue the kind of sex that avoids commitment and intimacy, leaving us more lonely than ever.

In sexual sin we violate the sacredness of our own bodies, these bodies that were made for God-given and God-modeled love, for “becoming one” with another.

Or didn’t you realize that your body is a sacred place, the place of the Holy Spirit?

Don’t you see that you can’t live however you please, squandering what God paid such a high price for?

The physical part of you is not some piece of property belonging to the spiritual part of you. God owns the whole works. So let people see God in and through your body.

Nobody’s asking you to go all Mother Theresa and join the nun-nery or monk-ery. Just don’t test the waters that run deep. You can’t tell your limits until you realise you’ve gone too far. If it helps I think imagining your mother watching you pours a little cold water O__O

In the event you don’t heed my advice, at least heed the words of Baby Spice