The Food Critic: Dotz Café

I don’t know how I was living 5 minutes from this place and didn’t even know it existed until 2 days ago.

On Monday we needed a place to hang out so Muh-shell recommended Dotz Café.

I refuse to tell you where it is because I don’t want you flooding the seating space there and it ending up like Snowflake in SS15 where now to get a table I have to wait 20 mins or beat customers off with my handbag! It’s at Lot 16-1, 16-2, No. 8 (Jalan Anggerik Vanilla BE 31/BE), Kota Kemuning, Shah Alam,Selangor 40460, Malaysia

At the door I was greeted with the word ‘Achtung’ written on a piece of cardboard. At first I thought it was unusual, why would the owners scribble Mongolian curse words on a cardboard and stick it on their front door? Then I walked in and my breath got stuck in my throat.

The café was so pretty!

It was like a library+art gallery+handicraft café. There were card/boardgames for us to play and knick-knacks for sale! Most of the decorations were cardboard-made but it doesn’t look as cheap as it sounds. It kind of had a Wimpy Kid theme.

I only had the Mango Cheese cake and honestly, it wasn’t mind-blowing but the presentation was so delightfully artsy that for once in my life I waited to take a picture instead of digging in.

Also to note, the staff were very friendly.


I was only there for a couple of hours and my tongue had nothing to say about the cake, but the décor blew me away, especially the elevated deck. I lovelovelovelovelove how cozy it is.

I’d give this café a 3 out of 5 diamonds.


Why not 5?

I lost too many UNO games there I feel like, for a first impression, I didn’t enjoy the full Dotz café experience.

I shall go back again to try the food and bask in the artsy-fartsy ambience.

Click here for a more extensive review of this café by Specifically InSpecific.

On a side note:

Myth: Yoghurt can be eaten a few days after expiry.

Fact: Expired yoghurt has an odd taste-combination of bitter and sour soap.

Thinking of: Jason Derulo, Dr Neil Patterson Round 2, dirty jokes, all the awkward and uncomfortable apologies, dethron-ing the reigning UNO queen, how I’m finally on the Instagram wagon and all the half-eaten expired yoghurt I now have to throw away.

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