Run and Hide

It’s not that I’m snobbish. It’s just that if it’s been 10 years since we’ve seen each other, I don’t want to bump into you at Artisan coffee house with my puffy eyes behind glasses, unconditioned frizzy hair, wearing tracks and a t-shirt that says ‘I kissed a vampire and I like it.’

Why can’t old friends bump into me on a day I look fabulous?

Bump into me on Sundays, guys.

On a related side note: Good to see you again, Carrere. Sigh. I still can’t figure out why you wrote with a ruler.

Thinking of: How important it is to always look your best in case an old friend pops by.