Cool Hair. Nudity. White. Making out with Home Depot appliances. Destroying things.
I like it.
It speaks volumes of what someone can be left looking like after a perfectly broken relationship.
On a related side note: You’re one crazy mare, Miley. But hey, over 19 million views in 24 hours.
On an unrelated side note:
BREAKING NEWS! I have finally changed my wallet. Not because I’ve achieved my completely punctual resolution but because my cell members were persecuting me for not using the Jane Holli wallet they bought me for my birthday.
Fare thee well ye oldey red wallet, you have served me well for the past 4 years.
Thinking of: How could you do such unspeakable things and still sleep at night.